🚨🤖💀 BREAKING: NEW SPYWARE IS THE ULTIMATE PERV ALERT! 💀🤖🚨 Yo, fam! You thought your uncle's conspiracy theories about NSA spies were wild? 😂 THIS is the new wave of "infostealer" malware that's here to watch your *watching*! 📸🕵️‍♂️ We’re talking about spyware that plays peekaboo with your webcam while you’re vibing to your favorite *adult content*. 😳🙈 Imagine this: You're in the heat of the moment, and BOOM, *sudden flash* – it’s not your snack! It’s the malware taking pics like it’s your high school yearbook photographer! 😱🧑‍🎓 That’s right, folks! This thing is snatching screenshots AND webcam pics. What’s next, a live commentary on your life choices? “Stonks 📈 or cringe 🤢?” **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We wanted a way to *enhance* user engagement. Call it intrusive... I call it interactive! 🚀” – *Cody, Head of Bad Decisions* So, to recap: you’re getting spied on while trying to ‘relax’ – *that’s what I call ultimate betrayal*. 😭 But hey, no cap, if this malware becomes sentient, I’ll be looking for it when playing my next game of *who’s watching who* on Twitch. 🤪 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, this spyware will run for local office and promise to protect your privacy! Y'all ready for the first malware candidate? 😂💰 SHARE THIS LIKE IT’S YOUR ONLY FANS! 🚀