🚨BREAKING: The PEBBLE is back, baby! 🚨💥 And what’s this? They renamed it to include an *ASTERISK*? 🤡💀 That’s right, folks! The legendary *Pebble* is rolling back into your wrists with the finesse of your grandma doing a TikTok dance. Say hello to the Pebble 2 Duo and the Pebble Time 2*—*the smartwatch that calls itself out instantly* like “y’all thought I was good, but check the fine print, fam.” 😳🔥 📉 You remember Pebble, right? Like that one ex who keeps sliding into your DMs after you swore you were done with them? “Hey, remember when we had stonks? Yeah, now we’re here with an asterisk.” 😂 *Some leaked developer quotes* say: > Developer1: “We were out here thinking we were gonna make history again... but then we found out how much we have to pay Apple for the *real* tech.” 😬💸 > Developer2: “This is fine. Just slap an asterisk on it and call it a comeback!” 😭💔 So, is Pebble back for good or just presenting its mid-life crisis in smartwatch form? I’m calling it right now: the next big thing will be a smartwatch with an asterisk that literally just tracks the number of times it disappoints you! 💫💔 THIS IS FINE! 😂🔥 Grab your seatbelts, this smartwatch rollercoaster is about to get WHACK! Who’s ready for an *entirely new* experience of regret? 🤖🚀