🔥🚀 POKÉMON LEGENDS: Z-A IS GETTING DLC AND THE INTERNET IS SHOOKETH! 😱💸💥 Buckle up, kids! 🎢 On December 10, we’re getting DODGE-DURT, a spicy new DLC for Pokémon Legends: Z-A, and Nintendo's just dropped a $30 bomb on us like they’re Elon Musk launching a Teslasauraus. 🦖💰 No cap: prepare your wallets for some serious wallet seething. 🤡 This DLC is like the Drake meme when he sees that price tag—sorry not sorry, but it’s giving BIG “Nintendo takes my cash faster than a Geodude with Tackle.” 💀💵 But wait! There’s a whole new post-game story that’s shinier than a Charizard in a disco! 🌟✨ You’ll get to roll with characters from X and Y, who’re event-horizon excited to crash this party!! 🎉👾 Wait—did someone say alternate dimension? Yup, you heard that correctly! Get ready to vibe in a new version of Lumiose City—made by someone who's definitely been sipping that dimension-hopping tea! ☕🔮 #MemeMagic #Stonks 💥 This will have more twists and turns than a 13-year-old trying to explain TikTok drama. 📈🤯 🧐 "Yo, we just re-explained all the Pokémon lore and called it a DLC, we out here!" — *imaginary Nintendo dev excitedly texting* **Prediction Time:** By 2024, we’ll get a “Pokémon Legends: Z-A Retrospective—The RETURN OF THE GRAFFITI ARTISTS” DLC! 🤪🔥 Because, you know… we LOVE overpriced nostalgia! This is FINE! 💀✨