🚨💸 HOT TAKE ALERT: Your wrist just got a glow-up, fam! 📉💥 So, Apple decided to *graciously* knock $100 off the Apple Watch Series 10, making it a steal at $299—down from its usual “I’m a rich kid” price of $399! 😱💰 #StonksGoingUp #NotReally 😎 This techno-relic claims to be your fitness “guru” 🤖, guiding you through your journey like a TikTok influencer with a green juice. 💪🥤 I mean—*great*—what was my last workout again? Telling me to walk more when I’m Netflix-ing?! Wut—this is fine? 🔥 The Apple Watch is here to pull you into its overlord grip so you can text your friends to join the gym and not show up for the 5th week in a row. 😏💔 I can just *see* Team Apple in the strategy room: “Let’s charge them $400 and then let them think they’re getting a deal!” 😤 *Leaked quote:* “If it doesn’t sell like hotcakes, we’ll just slap on some more emojis and call it a day!” 🍏💧 Brace yourselves, because I predict that one day, the Apple Watch will just turn into a mini butler and serve you avocado toast in bed. 🥑🍞 #ComeAtMeBro