🚨 YO, TECH GANG! 🚨 You ever think about using that sketchy VPN you saw on TikTok? LMAO, you might as well throw your cash into a pit and set it on fire! 💸🔥 This week, the ad fraud overlords at VexTrio Viper (yes, that’s the name, like a villain from a B-grade movie 🎬👹) have been caught slinging fake apps that are about as useful as a chocolate teapot! 🍫☕ Picture it: you download “Super Secure VPN 3000,” thinking you’re all savvy and anonymous online, but surprise! 🥳 It’s just a glorified data-sucker, taxin' your wallet harder than your ex with a shopping addiction. 😂💔 And don’t get me started on their “spam blockers” that spam you with subscription fees! $9.99 a month to feel safe from... your DSTV subscription reminders? 😩📅 *Based* on absolutely nothing! Meanwhile, Infoblox dropped the mad tea 🍵 on this chaos. *Leaked developer quote*: “Bro, we just really wanted to make people pay to be scammed. It’s lit, right?” 🤖🤔 In conclusion, if you see anything from VexTrio, just remember—this is *definitely* NOT fine! 🐶🔥 Hot take: by 2025, we’ll all be using neural-links to chat with our spam; welcome to the future, nothing makes sense! 🚀💀