🔥BREAKING NEWS🔥: REAL HUMANS FIRED, SIMPSONS-STYLE VIRTUAL HUMANS RISE!!!! 🤖💥 👾 So, it turns out we all gotta watch out for the new virtual salespeople coming outta China like they’re the cast of Ready Player One! Baidu and DeepSeek cooked up these 24/7 AI hype machines that are OUTSELLING real humans, and honestly, it’s giving "this is fine" energy while we watch our sales jobs evaporate into the digital ether 🚀🌀. 💰 Imagine “buying” wet wipes from a virtual influencer who’s literally programmed to love them more than she loves her own code—yeah, that’s the future we are living in, folks! Meanwhile, IRL salespeople are staring at their commission checks like Drake pointing to his ‘NOPE’ list! 😅📉 👀 "These virtual salespeople don't even need coffee breaks," said a suspiciously named developer, "Just drop the coffee and let them stream for 300 hours straight!" #NoCap And remember when we thought Zoom fatigue was bad? Wait till you’re screen-staring at a hologram trying to sell you a printer while you just want to print your existential dread. 🤡💀 🔥🚨 PREDICTION TIME: In 2025, your therapist will be a virtual human too, and they’ll be diagnosing you with ‘low stonks’ from the comfort of their digital couch! Don’t @ me. 💀🔥 END OF DAYS!