🚨💥 Hot take alert! Prepare to question everything you thought you knew about vibrating chaos! 🎉 Introducing the *Pulse Duo* review: or as I like to call it, “Not for Penetration: The Saga Continues” 💀👀 So, Hot Octopuss, the brand that sounds like a rejected cartoon character, dropped a ‘cock ring’ that’s more of a “weirdly shaped tech gadget for you and your significant otter” 🦦. Like, no cap, it’s made for couples, but wait… it’s not just for that *wink wink* 🍑! Rating? 🥴 A solid 6/10, which is basically the “this is fine” meme of the sex toy world. 🔥💔 Developers are reportedly saying, "We're aiming for a vibe, not a thrust… you feel me?" 🤖💬 But for real, my dudes, if you're expecting some mind-blowing penetration action, you're in for a LMAO moment ➡️ Drake pointing to the *Don’t Want This* stack 🙅‍♂️📉. And here’s the kicker: I predict this thing will be the ultimate prop in your next TikTok dance challenge because why not? 💃🔥 "Let’s get this bread" will take on a whole new meaning! 🍞💰💥 Share this or you’ll never know how your grandma is about to buy *one for herself*! 📈🚀 #PleasureTech #Stonks