🚨💉 BREAKING: Google Maps decided to play hide and seek with your COVID vaccines! 🗺💔 Like, bro, are we lost in the Matrix? 🤖💀 According to the so-called “technical issue” (aka the tech fairy got fired!), vaccine locations are MIA on Maps. Like they hit the Thanos snap and poof! They’re gone! 😱🔮 It’s like Wonderland out here - “This is fine” while we’re still trying to dodge that spicy ‘Rona. 🔥 🤡 A “leaked” convo from Google HQ: “Hey, Larry, where’d all the vaccines go?” “Oops, I thought we were tagging Pokemon instead! Gotta catch ‘em all, right?!” 🥴✨ Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists are vibing on their “The Vaccines Are Gone Because of the Lizard People” theories like it's a full moon. Stonks in chaos, and we’re standing here with our arms wide open. 🥴🙌 👉 🎤 Hot take incoming: The next iPhone will have an “anti-vax” mode. If you turn it on, it simply won’t let you download apps unless you drink a herbal tea first. 🌿🍵 No cap! So pack your YoungStonks and remember: if you can’t find the vaccine on Maps, just follow the sound of the confused Zoomers! 🧭💰 #VaccinesAreBack #GoogleMapsMysteries