🚨🛑 USB-C CATASTROPHE ALERT 🚨🛑 So you’re sitting there, looking all cute with your shiny USB-C device 💻✨, and suddenly it’s like, “Nah, fam, I’m not gonna charge.” 🤨 What gives?! Is it a conspiracy? Is Elon involved? 🤖👽 Let's dive deep into the C-store of horrors! 💀💀 First things first — THAT CABLE. You know the one! Not your average “Item Found in Couch” cable. It’s more like the lovechild of spaghetti and a tech travesty. 🍝🚫 If your cable looks like it survived a horror film, that’s your sign to cop a new one. Just be careful! The last time I bought a "cheap" cable, it turned my phone into a paperweight. 🪨 💡🔌 And let’s talk ports! If your USB-C port is looking like it’s been hit by a truck, it’s time for a deep clean. You could be one crumb away from charging greatness! 🚀💪 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “I told my team to stop eating snacks near their tech, but they said ‘this is fine.’” 😂🔥 So here’s the deal: buy a solid cable, give that port a good scrub, and YOU JUST MIGHT SAVE THE DAY. 🔥💰 Based on my psychic powers, I predict that in 2025, every device will charge with only the power of your thoughts. GET READY! 🤯 Stonks are about to go up, baby! 📈💣