🚨🚨 **BREAKING NEWS: Samsung Just Unleashed a $29,999 Micro RGB TV and Honestly, Why Bother?** 🚨🚨 You heard it here, fam! 💰💰 Samsung’s latest flex is their Micro RGB TV, which costs *less than a car* but *more than your life choices*. 🤡💀 Forget the couch - at this price, you’re gonna need a new mortgage! While the tech wizards over at Samsung are patting themselves on the back with their individual Micro LEDs, I'm just here like, **"This is fine."** 🔥🔥 Sure, it’s brighter than your future, but is it worth the price of a small yacht? 🛥️ Developer "Bob" (totally not made up) was overheard saying, “At this point, I’m just waiting for them to throw in a gold-plated remote.” 😭🤣 Because who doesn't love remotes that cost more than your PS5? Meanwhile, in the land of cringe, the panel still affects colors like my mood after scrolling through Twitter after 2020. Can we honestly trust a TV that's * *still* * on LCD tech? 🤔📺 😂 PRO TIP: Invest in a fun-sized Micro RGB and use the extra cash for therapy. Because, no cap, when you get to that price point, you might just need it. **Hot take:** In 5 years, Samsung will release a NEW Micro RGB TV for ONLY $50,000 💸 with built-in AI that literally gives you life advice while streaming “The Office.” Get ready, nerds, the **stonks** are gonna 🚀!