🔥🤡 Hold onto your keyboards, fam, 'cause Ploopy just dropped the Nano 2, and it’s basically the “you can do this” meme but for trackballs! 🎢💅 You heard it right! This lil’ Canadian nugget just leveled up with a **NEW BUTTON** that’s hotter than your ex’s summer body! 🥵🙌 This button is pre-programmed for drag scrolling, which is basically like saying “yeah, I can play League of Legends while pretending to do work.” 💀💻 But wait! There's more! This bad boy comes with USB-C, because who wants to deal with that chunky, cringe USB-B? Not us! 🤢🚀 You can now flaunt your derpy micro setup with swag because nothing screams “I’m a developer” like rolling around with a trackball smaller than your social skills! 😬✨ **Leaked dev quote:** “I just wanted a mouse that gives me a reason to drag-scroll through my ex's Instagram. Ploopy made that happen!” 💔💬 But remember, this is still a “pure cursor experience” 🤔 (what does that even mean?)—perfect for those who want to maintain their minimalist aesthetic while processing existential dread! 😱 Prediction time: In exactly 3 months, we'll see Ploopy’s trackballs being modded into AirPods cases because why not? Who’s down? 💰👀💣 #PloopyPocalypse