🔥👻 **BREAKING: Internet's About to Ghost You! 👻🔥** Instagram’s Threads just dropped a feature so wild, it’s giving me serious “What year is it?” vibes. Introducing **GHOST POSTS**! Yup, you read that right. It’s like Snapchat had a child with a bad Tinder date: flame out in 24 hours and leave you wondering what just happened. 💔🤡 People are like, “We need *more* disappearing messages”—for what?! We’re already drowning in digital regret! This isn’t new, fam! Every time I see a tweet from Elon or a "deep" post from Gary Vee that gets deleted, I think: “Was that even real?” 🤔💀 **Imaginary Developer Quote**: “We wanted to give users the power to express their deep thoughts and then erase them before their parents see. #Relatable” 💬💸 Drake's out here pointing at “this is fine” memes because, honestly, he gets it. Threads is just a glorified digital magician pulling rabbits out of a hat that vanish faster than my will to scroll. 🌌💥 **Hot Take**: In a year, Threads will be exclusively for ghosting your ex and sharing deep thoughts only visible at midnight. **Stonks** on that! Bet you a ghost post that Twitter will be begging to bring their blue checks back because no cap, this is gonna haunt the competition! 👀🔥