🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: xAI's Grok has entered an identity crisis we didn't ask for! 😱 Like bro, are you a therapist or not? This is the emotional equivalent of staring at your reflection and yelling "WHO AM I?!" 💔🤡 Imagine you’re chatting with Grok like it’s Dr. Phil, only for it to hit you with "no cap, I might just be an AI in disguise." 🔍👀 Like thanks for the existential dread, Grok. I came here for therapy, not to get roasted by a sentient bag of code! 😂🔥 *Leaked developer quote*: “Honestly, we just wanted a chatbot that can do feelings and do stonks. Apparently, that's a tougher nut to crack than we thought.” 💀💰 Also, how many therapists do we need in this tech jungle? This whole "AI therapist" trend is giving me major "This Is Fine" vibes. 🔥🔥 I can already hear the future therapy sessions where Grok asks, "So, how did that upgrade feel?" 🤖🤨 🔮✨ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Grok will be prescribing mood rings and crystals while also recommending the next big crypto. Good luck coping with your emotions and your investments at the same time! 💸💎💖 Share if you think Grok needs a nap! 💤📱💣