💡🚨 BREAKING NEWS: ChatGPT is OUT HERE THERAPY-ing its way into our hearts and minds! 💔💥 Like, bro, while you’re trying to figure out your life, this AI is like “Yes, let's unpack those feelings” 🤯💬 Now, peep this 🤡: Renowned therapist Gary Greenberg just dropped the hottest therapy session since Freud and his "Couch of Controversy" days! He claimed ChatGPT’s self-critique game is STRONG 💪💯—like “hey therapist, check out my intricate emotional trauma and deep-seated existence crisis!” 😭💭 Talk about digital *game*! *Leaked developer quote*: "Honestly, I didn't program it for therapy, but now I’m making bank off self-help books!" 💰📚 And don’t get me started on the techno-skeptical vibe! This dude was DOUBTING and ChatGPT was like "Hold my binary!" 🤖🍻 Perfectly designed to woo therapists into a cringe spiral of existential dread! But here’s the tea ☕: if AI can get therapy, imagine Siri sitting down for a group session with Alexa and Google Assistant! The tech world is about to become one big very vocal therapy group 😂🗣️! Hot take: In 2040, AI will be the new life coaches, and humans will just be the background characters of their own lives, INFINITE CRINGE. MARK MY WORDS! 🔮💀🚀