🚨💥BREAKING: TESLA ROBOTAXI vs. PARKED CAR - Round 1! 🤖🚗💣 So, fam, listen up! Our boy Elon just dropped another banger in Austin: a self-driving Model Y that apparently thinks it’s auditioning for Fast & Furious 27: Tokyo Drift 🚗💨😱! Yes, you heard it right! This sucker decided to meet up with a parked Toyota like it was trying to give it an unsolicited hug! 🤡 In a cinematic masterpiece worthy of the *Titanic*, our little robot taxi finishes its ride and tries to ghost the parking lot, but instead, it’s like “Surprise, I’m a blender on wheels!” 🔪🤷‍♂️🔥. Just a lil’ scrape on the tire, nothing major—no cap! But can we talk about how this *literally* puts the "robot" in "robotic failure"? *Cringe* 🤦‍♂️💀 According to a “leaked” convo that I definitely didn't make up, a Tesla dev was like, “At least it wasn’t a Tesla charging station this time! We’re getting better, right?” 😂🙌 And don’t even get me started on other passengers sharing their “unexpected experiences.” I mean, what’s more unexpected? A robot taxi giving you a thrill ride or a Tinder date ghosting you? 🔥💔 🚀💭 HOT TAKE: One day, these robotaxis are gonna band together and start a revolution. Mark my words—get your popcorn ready, folks! 🍿👽 #JustAnAverageDayInAustin #StonksAndRobots