🚨 BUZZKILL ALERT: Elon & Kia's EV Range Claims Are as Real as Your Ex's Promises 🚨💔 So check it: the Tesla Model 3, Model Y, and Kia EV6 decided to drop their range claims like a bad habit—independent tests showed these electrifying rides are running outta juice faster than I run out of patience at a Zoom meeting. 🤡💨 *GASP* Not so eco-friendly after all, huh? Imagine rolling up in your 300-mile range Tesla, only to find out you could’ve walked there faster 🚶‍♂️💀. How did they test it, you ask? 🤔 Are we talking about testers sipping coffee while these cars trace the same route my grandma takes to the grocery store? 🛒💁‍♂️ *Leak from an anonymous dev*: “I told Elon to tone it down on the marketing... he said, ‘But it's like calling my mom after a breakup. I can’t live without the hype!’” 😂🎢 Meanwhile, Kia’s response to being called out? Just this: *Drake pointing meme*. Stonks down for all involved! 📉💰 💥 HOT TAKE: What if we just start calling EVs what they really are? "Excessively Vague"! They can’t give you range for the same reason your parents can’t find the TV remote. 🤷‍♂️🚀 *Stay tuned while I wait for Elon to promise an EV with a wingman feature that carries a range extender… in the trunk.* 🌌🔥