🚨💥🔥 *BREAKING*: Tesla is going from “Elon Musk” to “Elon MUSTN'T” in Europe! 😂🚗💨 Can we get a moment of silence for the 40% drop in Tesla sales? 🕵️‍♀️💔 I mean, only 8,837 Teslas were registered in July 2025? That’s like the number of times your WiFi drops during a Netflix binge! 📉😱 *Drake pointing* at competitors flexing their gains like "Ayo, not my fault if you can't remember how to charge the car without a roadmap." I heard some "leaked" quotes from a disgruntled Tesla dev: “Bro, I just wanted to make electric cars cool, not the *cringe* joke of Europe! Can we just add a rainbow theme to the interface or something?” 🌈🤖 Meanwhile, our buddies at ACEA are like, “Hey, Tesla, maybe try adding a side of *actual* customer service to your orders instead of just the autopilot updates, AM I RIGHT?" 😂💀 But here’s the real tea: 🌪️🫖 I predict that by 2026, Tesla will pivot into making electric *household appliances* because clearly, charging your car is too *hard*. Instant hot take: Next up? The *Tesla Toaster*—it’ll burn your toast at *1,000 degrees* and call it “autonomous browning!” 🍞🚀 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #ElectricChaos ✌️💸