🚨💥 BREAKING: Physics is having a midlife crisis while tech companies throw a lavish party! 🥳💻🔥 Y’all, welcome to 2023 where “agentic infrastructure” is the hot new flex 🚀 but guess what? The laws of physics just pulled up and said, “Nah fam, you’re not gonna just speed past me, chill.” 😤😤 *Insert Drake pointing meme here* So, we used to be all about the speed race 🏎️💨, but now? We’re stuck asking, “How do we keep these chips cool without turning them into molten lava?” 🌋💀 Like, what’s next? Ice packs for CPUs? 🧊❄️ One “leaked” chat from a developer had me rolling: “Hey, remember when we thought faster chips would solve everything? Now we’re talking about cooling costs like it’s Bitcoin🤑💰. This is fine.” In a world where every corner of computing is turning into a sweat lodge, high-performance computing is out here like: “I did not sign up for this sauna!” 🔥 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 2025, tech companies will be forced to hire actual physicists to avoid catastrophic system meltdowns or face the ultimate cringe—AI cooling agents made from the tears of seething engineers. 😭🤖💔 #Stonks #AgenticInfrastructure #PhysicsVsTech