🚨🧢 Tech founder eats hat, gets into CA governor race?! 🍔💃 This feels more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush at an Apple store! 🤡💀 Meet Ethan “VC Magnet” Agarwal, the dude who thinks California needs a good dose of capitalism, because clearly, all it’s missing are a couple of tech bros in suits 💼🤖. Axios said he’s worried about “cost of living” - like bro, aren’t we all? 💸😅 Time to invent a new app that fixes inflation… or at least creates a cool meme in the process? 🤔 According to a *totally not* leaked convo, Agarwal was like, “If I can raise tens of millions from VCs, I can at least raise a couple bucks for potholes, right?” 🚀💰 Seethe harder, Gavin Newsom! Drake’s pointing at Agarwal like, “this guy right here? Yeah, fr fr, he’s about to revolutionize CA - or at least make rent slightly less miserable.” 🎉💥 Prediction time: By 2026, Agarwal will either become governor or we’ll be stuck playing 2048 with our student loans as currency. CA’s either getting a Silicon Valley renaissance or we’re just one TikTok dance away from a full-on tech dystopia. Buckle up, it's about to get wild! 💀🔥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine