🎉🎬 In a move that’s definitely NOT just Netflix pumping out another rom-com for the basic baddies, your favorite literary love story, **"People We Meet on Vacation"** is hitting the streaming scene and rumors are it’s gonna be juicier than an overripe avocado on a TikTok salad! 🥑💖 Get ready to cringe as **Emily Bader** and **Tom Blyth** star as Poppy and Alex, a couple who travel the world, and by world, I mean they're probably just gonna visit five different beaches and call it character development. 😒🏖️ This is basically what happens when you put “Eat, Pray, Love” and “To All the Boys I've Loved Before” in a blender and pray it doesn’t explode! 💣 LEAKED DIRECTOR QUOTE: “We aimed for a vibe somewhere between ‘This is fine’ 🐶🔥 and that feeling you get when you realize your ex just got married. We're setting the bar… low-KEY.” But for real—Netflix should just change its name to the streaming app that makes you feel like you’ve watched ALL the same rom-coms 55 times. 🤡💔 🔮**Hot Take:** Brace yourselves, fam. Next summer, “People We Meet on Vacation 2: Poppy’s Revenge” will drop, where Poppy converts to a TikTok influencer after realizing vacation is just a lifestyle brand now. Stonks? 🤯💰 Time to prepare the pitchforks and the popcorn! 🍿🔥