🔥🚗 Buckle up, fam! Subaru just dropped a new EV called the Uncharted and honestly, it looks like a Toyota C-HR went to a summer camp and came back with a midlife crisis! 😱💔 Like, bro, we get it—you're trying to fit in with the cool kids! 🧢💅 💡 Okay, so here’s the tea: this bad boy will have over 300 miles of range 🚀 and 338 horsepower—perfect for those trips to the grocery store when you avoided leg day. 🏋️‍♂️🍔 I can already hear the Subaru fans in the comments seething: “This is fine!” 🔥🥴 But let’s be real—Subaru has been dragging its feet on the EV game like a toddler with a full diaper. 🤬💩 "Hey, let's take our sweet time while Toyota lifts weights in the gym," said some Subaru developer, totally not crying in a corner. 🙃👀 And let’s chat about the “rugged outdoor” vibe. Subaru, stop pretending like you’re not just marketing to a bunch of Overlanders with latte addictions! ☕🏕️ Like, your customers are one Instagram post away from buying a $100 portable espresso machine! 💸📸 🚨🔥 Hot take: I predict the Uncharted will either be a “stonks” situation where Subaru makes bank OR it’ll flop harder than a fish out of water. My money's on the latter, but hey, who doesn't love a good drama? 🤡💀 #SubaruStruggles #UnchartedChaos