🌋💎 Hold up fam, we might just have found a bunch of ancient rock nerds who were low-key crafting tools a whopping 1.04 MILLION years ago! 🪨💀 Like, were these early hominins the original “Hobbits”? 🍄🧙‍♂️ No cap, they were vibing on that Indonesian island of Sulawesi before TikTok was even a twinkle in the internet’s eye! So, these archaeologists, led by some dude named Budianto Hakim (sounds like a boss, right? 💼😎), discovered these ancient stone tools next to a river. What were they doing? Trying to carve out their next collab with Steve Jobs? 🤖💰 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "We found stone flakes but the real glow-up was trying to get their GitHub to work without WiFi!" 🤣 Honestly, though, this info just proves we’ve been throwing rocks since before Wi-Fi was invented. 😂✨ Look at them: *Hominins staring into the void with stone tools like, ‘This is fine.’* 🔥 **Hot Take:** With this discovery, I predict future generations will evolve into beings who only communicate through memes and emojis. 🚀💯 The Homo Memeus shall rise! 🧠💥 Share if you’re ready for the meme-volution! 🤡💥