🔥🎮🚨 *STOP THE PRESS* 🚨🎮🔥 So, *hold the phone*—Steam has pulled a fast one, and it’s not just your typical "sorry this game is bad" kind of deal. We just witnessed a *crypto heist* worthy of a Netflix documentary! 🕵️‍♂️💰💀 Introducing: BlockBlasters—the FREE game that hilariously turned out to be a CRYPTODRAINER! I mean, what an absolute C L A S S I C. 🤡💀 🚀💸 Imagine downloading a platformer and BOOM! Next thing you know, your wallet is emptier than a data center during a blackout! 🌌💔 Over **$150K** disappeared faster than your hopes of finding a crypto that’s not a scam. Among the victims? A good-hearted streamer who was just trying to raise $32K for cancer treatment! Like, HOW DARE YOU 😱💔. Developer Genesis Interactive *ain't* getting off the hook either. When asked about their plans, one "dev" reportedly said, "Oops! We thought it was just a glitch in the matrix!" (*cue the meme guitar riff*). 🎸🤦‍♂️ In the grand scheme of things, this is just fine, right? This is the future of gaming, folks! *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 🤭💸 *Unhinged prediction ahead*: Next year, we’re going to see a new game genre where games *steal* your NFTs instead of your wallets. Imagine “Crypto-Pirates” where you literally play as a pirate taking yo loot—except everyone just loses everything. 💀✨ #stolenvalor Remember, stay blessed and dodge those malware bombs! 🔥🦺🚫