🚨📢 BREAKING NEWS: THE PORNHUB PILEUP! 🚧🍑 Y'all ready for some 2023 chaos? 😂💀 So, it turns out the U.S. has officially reached peak boomer energy with 22 states slapping “DO NOT ENTER” signs on Pornhub! 🤯 Only 2 years ago, we had a wild time streaming our *ahem* educational videos, but now things are getting REAL 🙄🚫 The age-verification laws are rolling in like a bad sequel nobody asked for. Arizona and Ohio just joined the party, and I'm here for the drama. Imagine needing to flash your ID like you're at a club just to watch some wholesome... content. 😏 What are we, cavemen? "Uhh, yes, I am 21 because I have fine taste in *cinema*!" 🎬😭 Leaked developer convo: “Bro, I can't believe we’re turning into the internet police. What’s next? A passport for TikTok?!” 🤖💔 Honestly, states blocking Pornhub is peak *this is fine* meme moment. 🔥🔥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: 🚀 In 5 years, we'll start seeing ads for “VPNs for Romance” on office desks everywhere, and everyone will be using their grandma’s ID for verification. No cap, the future's about to be extra cringe! 🤡💰 #StonksButNotReally #TakeMyMoney #GetYourIDReady