🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Stonks in EMAIL?! 💌👀 So, picture this: a startup called *Mixus* (who even named that? 🤡) is trying to **revolutionize AI** by… wait for it… smashing it into your emails and Slack like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. 🍕🤖 Like, no cap, do we REALLY need AI in our junk mail? Because I’m pretty sure my inbox is already a black hole of despair. This is fine! 😅🔥 Rumor has it one of their devs was overheard saying, “We just threw our AI into email and called it innovation. 🥳 Watch out, ChatGPT!” - like, bro, we’re not even mad, that’s impressive. 😂👾 But let’s be real here, who asked for an AI to remind them of the meetings that could’ve been emails? “This could have been a Google Doc” is the REAL MVP here. Drake’s saying “no” to Mixus, while galaxy brain folks are all “based” on their Slack memos. Stonks are rising, but so are plate tectonics — both a recipe for disaster. 🌍💀 So here's my hot take: In 5 years, we'll all be too busy arguing with our email AIs to notice the robots taking our jobs *and* our snacks. And honestly? Bring it on. 🍿🚀