🚨🎮 *BREAKING: Microsoft shakes things up with a side of chaos!* 🎮🚨 Looks like the vibes at Halo Studios are as chill as a Warthog stuck in mud. Five devs are out faster than your last online game load screen, and Phil Spencer is calling it "organizational shifts." More like “put on your dance shoes, it’s layoffs season!”🩴💔 Imagine getting an email saying, "Hey, we had the MOST PROFITABLE year ever! 💰💰😄 Oh, and by the way, 300 of you could be next on the chopping block. TTYL! 🙃" Like, Drake is out here pointing at the “profits” meme while the rest are just 🤡’ing on the Zoom call with Phil explaining how they need to “increase agility.” Bet that’s code for “time to pull the rug from under ya!” 💀💔 One developer leaked in a chat, “I thought I was getting a promotion, but turns out I just qualified for ‘who gets to go next’ bingo.” 🎉 So what’s next? Halo 7: The Layoff Saga? Final boss fight: surviving the next Teams call? 🔥🔫 *Hot take:* By 2025, Microsoft will replace their entire HR department with chatbots programmed to say, “It’s not you, it’s us… also, can you please log off for good?” 🤖👋 #MicrosoftMemeMadness