🚨BREAKING: Meta’s lawyers are out here playing hide-and-seek with teen mental health research like it's some kind of TikTok trend! 💥📉 A US judge just dropped the hammer on Zuck’s crew, saying they *allegedly* told peeps to pull or block parts of their internal findings. All to do a lil’ liability limbo. How low can you go? 😬🤡 But wait—Meta is like, "No, fam, nothing was removed! 🧐✨ Just your faith in humanity!" So we’re supposed to believe their lawyers just moonwalked away from the whole mess? Cringe! 😂 🤖💬 Leaked chat from some Meta devs: Dev 1: "Hey, did you see the research on teen mental health?" Dev 2: "Yeah, I think we're gonna need a bigger delete button. 🔥💀" Dev 3: "This is fine! We can just throw a filter on it! #DazedAndConfused" While Meta is doing their best impression of Drake, pointing at bad vibes 👉👈, let’s just say their PR game is on par with a toddler with a crayon — messy and all over the place! 😤 🔥💰ALERT: In 2025, Meta will launch a new “well-being” feature that will literally just be a digital mirror to show you how sad you look after scrolling for 7 hours straight. Send help! 🚀👀 #MetaCrisis 💔✨