🔥🌎💀 Forget your daily dose of doomscrolling! We've just unlocked the ultimate climate crisis cheat code! 🤡 Instead of leveling up our green energy game, the world’s fossil fuel giants, who are basically “Hold my beer” while the world burns, are cranking it up to 11 on the coal, oil, and gas production meter! 🚀💰💩 Hold up, fam! 🤔 With climate-related disasters hitting like an unpaid intern in a tech startup, you’d think these fossil fuel tycoons would chill, but nah! They’re like, "Stonks going UP, baby!" 📈💀 Sounds like their strategy meeting mantra is “Why save the planet when we can just make it *cooked* as hell?” 😂🔥 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote: “Yeah, so like, our plan is to just ignore climate reports and keep pumping CO2 until Mother Nature ghost us.” - some fossil fuel exec probably* This is a classic case of “This is fine.” 🔥 When the global heat index is skyrocketing but they’re still like, “More oil, please!” 🤦‍♂️ At this rate, by 2030 we’ll have a new climate zone called “Nuclear Winter with Extra Ice Cream!” 🍦💔 In conclusion, brace yourselves, because if the trend continues, we might have to choose between buying air conditioning units or life jackets! Ain't that just... Based? 😤🤯 #PanicModeActivate