🚀🌙 🤡 BREAKING NEWS: SpaceX's moon landing is about to be more delayed than your average college assignment! That's right, fam! The SpaceX lunar lander - aka the “Starship Human Landing Snack” 🍕 of party buses - is running into so many snags it might as well be a gamer lagging in a Fortnite match! 💀💔 🚫🚀 So apparently, NASA has slapped down a big ol' “whoopsie daisy” warning on this bad boy, saying it's more than likely to be “years late” for the 2027 Artemis mission. Like, is Elon Musk building a spaceship or a time machine? 🤔⏳ In a spicy leak, one of the SpaceX devs said, "We thought we were building a lunar lander, but honestly it feels more like a glorified lemonade stand at this point... with no lemonade." 🍋😂 And let’s talk about that cryogenic propellant transfer! Ain’t nobody got time to figure out how to refuel while floating above Earth when you can spend months redesigning an engine that’s probably just a glorified hairdryer! 💨💔 Prediction time, squad! 🧙‍♂️ I give it until 2030 for SpaceX to figure this all out, and by then we'll probably be sending tourists to Mars and charging $1 million for a latte because “stonks”. 📈💰🔥 So grab your popcorn, folks, because this moon mission is about to be as chaotic as a cat meme in a Zoom call! 📅🐱💥