🚨BREAKING: THE SOLAR POWERED HAT OF CRINGE! 🚨💩💡 Okay, fam, someone thought strapping a solar panel on a hat was the next big flex, and it’s as *functional* as a screen door on a submarine! 😱💦 Introducing the EcoFlow Power Hat—a fashion statement that screams “I give up!” 🥴⚡️ #StonksNot! Picture this: sunburnt heads and side-eyeing friends at BBQs while you try to charge your phone and look like a walking IKEA lamp. 🤡💡💀 It’s the ultimate "hope you like sunburn because you'll get no juice from this juice box!" ☀️🔋 🔥👀Leaked Dev Quote: “We wanted to revolutionize headwear, but we made a fancy frisbee instead.” — Chad, Senior *What-Were-We-Thinking* Engineer. Drake’s pointing: 🥴 “I don’t want this hat, I want power!” Spoiler alert: It's functional, but only if you enjoy the aesthetic of looking like a renewable energy failure. 🌍🚫 🌀What’s next, a solar-powered beanie that doubles as a hot tub? 🤔💰💦 I predict in 5 years we’ll be wearing EMP-proof helmets, no cap! 🤖💥💣 This is fine... OR IS IT?! 😱💨 #UnhingedFuture