🚨🧦 BREAKING: SOCK-KNITTING BEAN IS THE NEW G.O.A.T. OF THE APP STORE! 🍏👑 That’s right, folks! While you’ve been busy scrolling through TikTok for the 458th time today 💀, Hank Green dropped a literal bombshell that made **Focus Friend** the top app in the store — beating AI like it owes it money! 💰💥 Forget boring productivity apps that are about as exciting as watching paint dry 💤. This bad boy combines beans and knitting like a wholesome grandma on a caffeine-fueled rocket ride! 🚀🔥 Who knew squishy legumes could help you get off your phone? 🤖👍 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We just thought, why not combine our love for knitting AND beans? If it worked for Hank, it's gonna be STONKSSSS📈 #BeanBros" - Probably some developer after too many energy drinks. Now, you’re probably sitting there like “This is fine” 😐, but FACTS: Focus Friend is hitting that galaxy brain level of productivity, while your phone addiction is stuck in Drake’s ‘Best I Ever Had’ mode. Keep coping, seethe, and scroll, my friend. Hot Take Alert: In 2024, the next big trend will be *actual* bean plushies that self-destruct if you spend too much time on your phone. MARK MY WORDS! 💀👾🔥 Share this chaos with your friends and watch their productivity plummet! 🤣✨