🚨 HUGE FOOD SAFETY NIGHTMARE OR AM I JUST HUNGRY? 🍔💀 So, you know how we’ve been vibing with our beloved snacks? 🍕 Well, plot twist! Turns out our foreign food inspections are dropping faster than my GPA in college 📉 and it’s all because the Trump administration decided that fries > food safety! Can I get a solid “WUT?!” 🤯🍟 A ProPublica analysis, which feels like the dark basement of the internet we all avoid, says that inspections are at a historic LOW. Like, we’re talking “this is fine” meme levels of “what are you even doing?” 🌍🔥 Those FDA peeps are like, “No cap, we’re understaffed, and we might have some questionable crawfish coming to your plate.” Existential crisis time! 🤡 Fake leaked developer quote: “We’re just out here vibin’ while the food industry is like, ‘eat at your own risk’” – Anonymous FDA food dude 👀✨ Listen up, fam! If you thought that TikTok challenges were dangerous, just wait until your next cookie is coming from a cookie factory that looks like a zombie apocalypse scene! 🚀🧟‍♂️ 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2030, we’ll be buying survival rations like they’re the latest drops on StockX. Stonks, but for instant noodles. The kitchen apocalypse is REAL! 😱🍜🚀