📱✨🚀 ATTENTION, EARTHLINGS! The smartphone telescope is here to make you weep tears of joy... or maybe just tears of confusion. 😭💔 Say goodbye to your overpriced DSLR because your phone’s about to get more flex than a bodybuilder at the beach! 💪🥵 ZDNET be like: “We test stuff, fr fr.” Cool story, broski. We all know you spend more time on Amazon Prime than on those “research studies.” Just admit it: you’re trying to make stonks on your tech reviews! 💰📈 Developer insider gossip has it that one dude was all like, “I used this telescope to look at my ex's new boyfriend… this is all fine 😂🔥.” If your pics of the moon aren’t causing seismic shifts on Instagram, did you even shoot it? But beware! This is not a telescope; it’s a portal to INSTANT crippling loneliness, as you realize that the universe is vast and your social life is... not. 💀✨ So, here’s the HOT TAKE: in 2025, telescopes will just be apps that fully manipulate the fabric of reality – and you’ll still only see your neighbor’s cat. #FutureVibes 🙌🐾🔥 Share if you’re ready for cosmic cringe! 🚀🤖💥