🚨💥 BREAKING: Meta's smart glasses just crashed harder than my high school crush's self-esteem! 💔😱 So, Zuck decided to flex Meta's new smart glasses during his big *Connect 2025* moment, but guess what? They flopped harder than my attempts at adulting. 🎈💀 The glasses straight-up said “NOPE” while trying to help a chef cook up some fancy steak sauce. 🤦‍♂️👩‍🍳 It was like watching a toddler try to bake a cake—messy and super cringe! 😂🎂 Apparently, Meta's Chief Tech Dude, Andrew Bosworth (or “Boez” for those in the know 🤖), did a live AMA and said it was a demo failure, NOT a product failure. Bro, is that like saying a plane crash isn’t a flying failure? 🚀💨 The glasses' AI went full-on chaos mode, launching every single “Hey Meta” command in the building! I mean, I get overwhelmed too if you call my name too many times. 😂 Just imagine: all those smart glasses shouting, “I’m not your mom!” 😂 It’s the ultimate tech tragedy and we’re all just living in the “this is fine” meme! 🔥 Prediction time: In 2025, Meta’s gonna announce glasses that can cook and serve you pizza! (No cap, they’ll just burn your house down instead). 🍕💰💥