🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP'S ADMINISTRATION JUST PULLED A "HOLD MY BEER" ON SOLAR ENERGY! 😂🤡 💰💣 In a truly “this is fine” moment, ol’ orange slice is threatening to throw down a mountain of red tape on 92 GW of shiny new solar and wind power! That’s like ordering a triple cheeseburger and getting celery sticks instead. 🥴🍔🥬 According to some *leaked* quotes from an anonymous developer, “We were gonna power up half the country, but now we’re just gonna sit here and watch Netflix instead. No cap.” 🤡📺 And let’s not forget the *STONKS* sinking to the bottom of the ocean like the Titanic 🚢🌊 — a whopping $121 billion in green energy investments ready to pack their bags and dip! WITH THIS MUCH RED TAPE? Oh boy, it’s a real Drake “NOPE” meme moment. 🚫🔥 Prognosis: The eco-heroes 🦸‍♂️ who wanted more clean energy might just have to settle for “Guess I'll die” vibes instead. 🤷‍♂️🔥 Prediction: In 2029, we'll all be wearing solar-powered tinfoil hats just to keep the lights on. Stay tuned, fam! 🌌😱