🎉💀 GOOGLIN' YOUR SHOPPING: AI MODE ON! 🔥😱 Alright fam, hold onto your wallets 'cause Google is about to turn your online shopping experience into a wild rollercoaster ride! But wait, is it a thrill ride or just a slow descent into the abyss of targeted ads? 🤔🚀 They’re rolling out conversational shopping in AI Mode! Yup, that's right, soon you’ll be arguing with an AI about which socks go with your Crocs! 🧦🤢 Big G is throwing Gemini (not the Zodiac sign, but close enough) *everywhere* like confetti at a cringe TikTok party. “AI Dup-Lex” is gonna be bugging you while you’re at work, ready to resolve your existential shopping crisis! 🛍️💰 “Did you mean *socks with Crocs*?” Yeah, we did—#NoCap 🤡 🗣️🏷️ Leaked dev quote: “We didn’t *really* want to sell you socks... but now we can sell you 12 pairs before you even realize it! Stonks!!” 📈 And check this out: holiday shopping is gonna be *lit*... or it’s gonna be like that meme where the dog is chillin’ in the fire saying, "this is fine" 🔥🦴. Who needs genuine gifts when Google's AI thinks it knows you better than you know yourself? 😱 🔥🤖 Hot Take: In 2024, we’ll be gifting each other Google Home Minis as “thoughtful” presents... for the “free” advertising experience. Brace yourselves; Big G is watching! 👀🔥👽