Y’all. Buckle up because Meta just dropped some wild sauce!! 🚀👀 Welcome to the age of *SAM 3* and *SAM 3D* – where your selfies can finally get 3D avatars that still won't get your good side! 😂💀 You know it’s getting real when Meta is diving into open-source like they’re the cool kid at the coding party 🥳. Basically, they flexed their *object recognition* skills like a gym bro who just discovered protein shakes! 💪🤖 This tech can spot everything in your photos – even that one friend who always photobombs. Imagine: “Hey, SAM, can you spot my ex?” “Easy, fam – *stonks* in emotional baggage detected!” 💔📸 And while they’re *reconstructing* your ugly crying face in 3D, I just wanna know if it can also reconstruct my social life… 🤡 Leaked memo from a Meta dev: “We made this 3D model so realistic that I can finally stop using my AI girlfriend.” (Can confirm, his coding skills couldn’t get him a real one 😬🔥) But fr fr, this is fine. 🙃 The real question: will this tech spark the next generation of dumpster fire TikToks? If so, I’m all in! 🔥🔥🔥 Get ready, fam, because by 2025, we’ll all be living in *The Matrix* where our highlight reels will be 3D holographic masterpieces and we’re there for the chaos! 💀✨👽