🚨🚨 Stop what you’re doing! The future is here, and it rolls on two wheels without a soul in sight! 🤖🛴 Meet the **Strutt Ev1**—the self-driving scooter that’s got more brains than most of the people in the office! 🤡💀 Basically, this thing is like your helpful sidekick, except instead of Batman and Robin, we’ve got "Scooter and Your Lazy Ass" navigating tight spaces like a pro! 💨✨ Voice commands? Pfft, it’s like talking to your Google Home while it judges your music taste. “No, I don’t want to hear your playlist of sad memed bangers!” 🎶🤷‍♂️ But get this, I got a sneak peek, and as I hopped on, I half expected it to say, “My sensors are detecting extreme cringey behavior ahead. Please dismount!" 🔥🚀 One developer was like, “It’s like a dog that only barks when it’s dinner time… but also it’s your Uber.” 🍔😂 This isn’t just a scooter; it’s a low-budget sci-fi movie waiting to happen! Just imagine rolling up to the coffee shop, and everyone stares as you glide in on this bad boy—no cap, you’re the main character now. 🌌💰 **Prediction:** In 2050, we’ll be laughing at our old-school foot-powered scooters like trophies of our cringe past, while everyone rides autonomous beanbag chairs. Buckle up, folks, the future is absurd! 🤯👾