🚨 BREAKING: Withings Just Gave Us the Medical Tech We Didn't Know We Needed! 🔥💉 But Like, Are We Ready For This? 🤔 Meet the new superhero in your home: BeamO 🦸‍♂️! This $250 glorified Swiss Army knife flies through ECGs, stethoscope duties, and thermometer readings faster than your Wi-Fi disconnects during a Zoom call! 💨💔 Whoever said “time is money” never met BeamO. It’s here to save your health and your wallet, capeesh? 💰💪 🦄 Team Withings just dropped a secret weapon at CES 2024 – and no, they’re not just doing an extreme makeover on your bathroom scale. 😂 This bad boy sends your med results zooming over to real-life doc peeps faster than a meme goes viral! Meme Factor: 100%. 📈💫 No cap, they’re also adding a Cardio Check-Up service with 24-hour feedback from cardiologists. So basically, you can have a stranger judge your heart health while you binge-watch Netflix. This is fine. 🔥💀 “Yo, we made a stethoscope that vibes with your app and makes doctors feel like they're in a sci-fi movie!” - said no developer ever, but here we are! 🤖 🌌 HOT TAKE: Next, we’ll be using AI to create health diagnosis TikToks while we eat avocado toast. Sorry, mom! 🤡👾✨