🚨📱BREAKING NEWS: I spent a whole week in NYC with the Samsung Z Fold 7 and it was more extra than my grandma's Thanksgiving turkey! 🍗💥 This foldable beauty has officially entered the chat and I was NOT prepared! I mean, I thought I’d just be a regular dude vibing in the Big Apple, but nah! The Z Fold 7 had me flexin' harder than a gym bro on leg day! 💪🦵 With its 📸 telephoto camera, I was capturing more details than your ex's Instagram stories, and the book-style fold? Bro, it's like carrying a mini library in your pocket! 📚✨ "I fold, therefore I am," said *some imaginary Samsung developer* as they weeped tears of joy. 🤡💦 But let’s be real, the only thing folding here is my will to leave the house sans this device! I was out here feeling like Elmo on the throne because I was living large with my big screen and even bigger dreams. 🚀💭 So here’s the tea ☕: If you’re not rocking a foldable in 2024, you better be prepared for the cringe of having a normal phone again. This is fine... I guess? 😂💀 And let’s wrap this up with the ultimate prediction: by 2030, Samsung will drop the Z Fold 10 where you can FOLD it into a jetpack! 💰🔥 #Stonks 💸