🚨📉 BREAKING: Business Sprawl is the New Ex! 💔👀 So, apparently, "business sprawl" is out here clowning your sales team like it's the main character in a B-movie horror flick! 🎥👻 If your sales are dropping faster than a TikTok dance trend after a week, then CONGRATS! You’ve got fragmentation—basically, your tools are more scattered than my sleep schedule on a Monday morning! 😵‍💫 *This is fine*—NOPE, it’s not fine, Karen! 💡💔 “Sales playbooks” might as well be called “Ancient Scrolls” because they’re sooo last year. Fragmented tools got your team looking like the Avengers, but without the superpowers! 🦸‍♂️ Avengers assemble? More like Avengers disassemble! 😬 🔧 So how do we fix this mess? You gotta unite those tools like Voltron or turn them into a stonks chart that's actually going up! 📈💰 But no cap, if your sales are still pretending to be in the witness protection program, you might as well put a "sorry, we’re closed" sign on your business! 🚪💀 And here's the hot take: if you're still relying on a million different platforms, prepare to be overthrown by a 12-year-old with a lemonade stand and a better CRM! 🌟👑🔥 Honestly, if you’re not using AI yet, are you even a company? Or just a glorified garage sale? 🤖🛒💨 Share this while you still can!