🚨🌌 BREAKING: Russian spaceport saga just took a turbocharged nosedive! 😂💀📉 In a plot twist that screams low-budget sci-fi, the Vostochny spaceport, Russia’s “proud” centerpiece of cosmonaut dreams, decided to hit the snooze button on its electric bill and *surprise*—the lights went out! 💡🚫 Imagine investing 15 years into a project just to have the electric company play the ultimate “you can’t sit with us” card. 🤡💸💥 “Hey, buddy, you forgot to pay your glowing space bills,” said Electric Co., pulling the plug like it’s a drama club audition. 🎭💔 And let’s not forget the juicy side quests: embezzlement scandals, diamond-encrusted cars, and so many unpaid workers that we might as well call it “The Hunger Games: Vostochny Edition.” 😱🤖🍙💰 Rumor has it, one dev said: “Our launch next year is like that meme of Drake: he’s in the ‘pay the bills’ mode, and we’re *definitely* in the ‘this is fine’ phase.” 🥴🔌💀 🔥🔥 So, what’s next? Here’s my take: if they don’t get their act together, SpaceX is gonna roll up with a “Free Wi-Fi” sign and a rocket just to roast them alive. 🚀🔥 Stonks or sunk? Only time will tell, but I’m ready for that chaos! 📉😂 #ThisIsWhyYouPayYourBills