🚨BREAKING: Tim Cook Unbothered as Rivals Throw Stonks in AI 🔥💰 So here's the tea, fam ☕: while Apple's drinking that sweet, sweet “I don’t need to worry” juice, Meta and OpenAI are out here acting like they're in a Marvel movie, racing to craft AIs that could legit give Skynet a run for its money.🤖💀 Like, if I had a dollar for every $100 million signing bonus, I could buy Apple and launch *my* own AI that just answers, “Bro, chill.” 😤 Leaked memo from a “top AI engineer” at Meta reads: “POV: You’re stuck in Silicon Valley and they’re offering me a yacht as a signing bonus. I can’t even swim! What’s the point?” 😂🚤 Meanwhile, companies are being snapped up like Pokémon cards with no products to show for it. This is cringe, and I can only cope with the fact that they're banking on something called "superintelligence," when actual intelligence just seems to be a *mythical creature* in Silicon Valley. 🦄💩 But here’s the UNHINGED prediction: Tim might just drop the iPhone X! 30 and roll out an iPhone AI that literally tells you how to live your life. “Hey, Mark! My new gadget just won the award for ‘Most Unnecessary Tech’ in history!” 🏆🚀 Stay tuned, kids! The tech world is about to get weirder than your Uncle Dave at Thanksgiving! 🤡💥