
"π»π When your Ring camera turns into a horror movie set & the Digital Rights Gang says 'NOPE' this Halloween! π₯π"
π»β¨π YO, tech fam, it's that time of year when your FOMO turns into FO-MO!! The Digital Rights Group just dropped a *spicy* PSA for all you Ring camera owners out there: TURN YOUR CAMERAS OFF THIS HALLOWEEN! π₯π« Why, you ask? Because Amazon's pulling a sneaky move and teaming up with Flock (No, NOT Flock of Seagulls, but close!), and theyβre ready to snoop in on your trick-or-treaters like some surveillance Santa π . The *real* treat? They're snitching to the feds about immigration raids. Talk about a haunted house of horrors! π±π In a "leaked" developer meeting (found on my kitchen floor), one developer was heard saying: "Weβre basically giving Amazon a candy bag full of your secrets; just donβt expect a thank you card. π" This is fine, right? I mean, who needs privacy when you can give the government a front-row seat to your Halloween party? ππ¬ So hereβs the tea: If your Ring doorbell is catching all the ghouls and goblins, itβs also giving Uncle Sam a *free* power-up. ππ° π₯π₯ Hereβs my hot take: By 2025, Amazon will launch a Ring app that lets your camera *actually* scare off burglars by playing spooky soundtracks, and surveillance just became a horror movie. π₯π» Based or cringe? You decide! π―π€‘
