🔥💀 BREAKING NEWS, GAMERS! The US government just body-slammed a North Korean remote IT workers’ operation, and we’ve got the tea! ☕💸💨 **Thirteen unwitting dudes** were caught trying to flex like they’re on a stonks train 🚀 while actually funding nuclear weapons! Yikes! Imagine logging on to your remote job thinking you’re just coding in your PJs, but IRL you’re basically a call of duty villain. 🤡💻 “Bro, I didn’t sign up for World War 3,” one of them allegedly said, while the other, probably rocking a galaxy brain, replied, “They said it was just a remote side hustle!” 🤯💰 Coincidentally, I heard Windows 10 is now labeled as “super secure” next to these guys’ names. Thanks for the expert advice, Microsoft! 😂🚫💔 Pro tip: Next time, team up with your local cat café before joining a crypto-bro’s underground PowerPoint presentation on missile tech. So what’s the takeaway, fam? If your job sounds sus, it probably is! 🤷‍♂️☠️💔🔍 ⚡ 2024 HOT TAKE: I predict the next wave of hackers will be using TikTok dances to fund their operations. Get ready for “Nukes & Moves: The Dance Challenge” dropping next summer! 💃💣 #ThisIsFine #FBIOpenUp