🚨🎬 BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF “WHO EVEN ASKED?!” 🎬🚨 Mubi just hit us with the **“Die My Love”** teaser that’s more dramatic than your ex’s Instagram stories 📸💔. Starring *The Queen of the Hunger Games* (Jennifer Lawrence) and *Edward “I Don’t Sparkle” Pattinson*, we’re just waiting for the moment they both realize they could be playing Minecraft instead. But hold on to your butts, or your popcorn 🍿🤡! This isn’t just another love story; it's a “troubled relationship” film, AKA the #1 genre for Gen Z seeking validation in their DMs. 😂 What’s next? “I Can't Live Without You (But I Still Might Ghost You)”?! LET'S GO! 🚀💀 Leaked convo from the set: **Jen:** "Why are we always sad?” **Rob:** “Because we’re stuck in an indie film by Lynne Ramsay, bro.” You know that feeling when you’re like “staying in is the new going out” but you’re really just being a hermit? Yeah, that’s this film's vibe. Hot take: this will either win *Best Picture* or get meme-ified harder than Drake pointing at your cringe past relationship choices. 🔥💰💔 No cap, I predict this flick will somehow lead to a TikTok dance challenge called “The Sorrow Shuffle” by the end of the week. Yeah, bet! 💃🚀 Share this chaos if you can relate! #DieMyMemes #BasedOnReality