💥🤖💀 BREAKING: LINUX MALWARE GIVES AV SOFTWARE THE SLIP LIKE YOUR EX ON A FRIDAY NIGHT 💀🤖💥 So, the cyber-nerds at Trellix just dropped a *DEEP* dive into the sketchiest of sketchy shenanigans: malicious RAR filenames slipping Linux malware past your antivirus like a greased weasel 🐀💨. Yeah, you heard that right! 😱 The Linux-specific bad boy, VShell, rolls up in your inbox like it’s ready to party 🎉. Forget hiding behind macros like some wannabe, this thing is coming at you raw! Straight-up encoded, no chaser. It’s basically sending you a “Come to the dark side” invitation without even subtlety. One developer allegedly said: “Why hide when you can literally just vibe in plain sight?!” 😏💬 Like dude, go get a job at a frat house. 🚪🍻 Look, fam, next time you see a RAR file, just ask yourself: “Is this a file from an old coworker or a gateway to malware hell?” 🔥 🔥💰 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 6 months, we’ll all be RARing our own malware and charging for it like an NFT artist! Welcome to the Dark Web 2.0. GET READY! 🤡🚀 Share this chaos with your squad!