🎉🏮 Hold onto your popcorn, fam! Dangbei is pulling up to Berlin with their S7 Ultra Max, and it’s shining brighter than your future after one too many unpaid internships! 😱💡 🔥 This bad boy is packing *6,200 lumen* goodness, which is essentially sunlight wrapped in a sleek projector shell. But before you rush to slap down your stonks 💸, remember: “Actual features are subject to the official product release.” Essentially, they just hit us with the ultimate “this is fine” meme moment. 🤡 I mean, come on! The projection gods at Dangbei are flexing with 48 RGB laser units and Dolby Vision like it's a flex competition. But here’s the tea ☕: They previously claimed 5,800 CVIA lumens, which is like pulling a classic Drake move: "In the past, I liked it... but now I won’t lie." 🤷‍♂️ 👀 Pro tip: Keep your skepticism levels at “galaxy brain” until you see this thing in action! 💥 Is it brighter than our hopes and dreams? Maybe! But who’s counting? Just remember the golden rule: if it sounds too bright to be true, it probably is. 💀 So what's my hot take? By 2025, we’ll all be watching movies on projection TVs that beam images directly into our retinas. No cap. Welcome to the future, peeps! 🚀