🌌🔍 BREAKING: Universe Browser: The Privacy Browser that’s CAPPING HARD and SPYING harder!💀💩 So, you thought you were safe vibin’ in Incognito Mode while browsing those *ahem* questionable websites? 🤡 Think again, fam! Researchers just dropped the bomb 💣 on Universe Browser, claiming it’s basically a malware daycare 🦠 for cyber baddies and illegal gambling overlords. Yes, the only thing safer than your Aunt Karen's fruitcake is NOT downloading this! 🚫🍰 Imagine your browser hanging out with shady cybercriminals in the dark web while you’re just trying to look up cat videos. Trap music intensifies! 🎶💸 Oh, and it’s been downloaded millions of times—like, hello?! Million downloads but zero privacy? 😬 *Drake Points at Good Browsers* 🥴 And let’s keep it real: If your browser has more sketchy connections than your ex's Instagram DMs, you might wanna hit the escape button faster than you can say “What’s the WiFi password at this cringe trap house?!” 😂🔒 🔥🚀 Hot Take: In 2024, Universe Browser is gonna pivot to become a new social media platform for cybercriminals. “Welcome to DarkBook, where stonks are up AND the police are coming!” 💀📉 Let’s just say, stay safe out there, peeps. Or don’t. I don’t control your life. 🤷‍♂️✨ #ItsFine #PrivacyIsDead