🔥🚨🎉 BREAKING: In a plot twist that even Elon couldn’t predict, Tesla's Powerwall 2 batteries are getting recalled like they're last season's memes! 🤡🔋💥 Yup, you heard that right—over 10,000 batteries are reportedly in a sizzling situation, and I’m not talking about their performance! 😅💀 Apparently, some “third-party battery cell defect” has these units overheating, smoking, and possibly doing the flamenco dance of doom. 💃🔥 Let’s just say, it’s not the burnin’ we wanted from Tesla, fam! Imagine reading "Powerwall" on your electrical bill and then contemplating if your home is about to look like a scene from a horror movie! 💔🏡 But don't worry! Tesla said they've done the responsible thing by *remotely discharging* the batteries. What’s next? Remote controlling your entire life? 😂🚀 One "leaked" developer allegedly said, "At this point, we might as well just rename them PowerFALL." 😭📉 Stonks going *down down down*! And in true chaotic spirit, here’s the wildest prediction: By 2030, Tesla will release a new product—self-igniting toasters! Because who needs toast when you can have a home that’s literally cooking itself?! 😈🍞🔥💸 #BaconAndBatteries So, get your marshmallows ready, and remember, this is fine! This is T E S L A! 🤖🔥✌️